okay, you asked for it. here's a shortened, messed-up version: frog's friends went to the library/bookstore and brought back a book for frog to read. Frog looked at the book and said Read It! Read It!
LOL! I only know dirty jokes. Very dirty jokes. Hee!
not really a true joke, but (imo) very funny. this is from the american version of the tv series the office with steve carell. in this clip, it is the manager michael's birthday and his employee dwight is helping him celebrate at work/in the office. dwight orders subs to be delivered for lunch. when the delivery boy arrives, dwight is disappointed as he had ordered one eight-foot sub. the delivery boy replies we don't have eight foot subs. we have eight one-foot subs. dwight pays for the subs but does not tip. afterwards dwight talks into the camera and says: why tip for something i can do myself? now, if i go for cancer treatment i would tip the doctor because i couldn't do it myself. the end!
Okay, here are some short and silly ( not sure about funny) Halloween lines...1) Why is it safe to tell a mummy your secret?It will keep it under wraps.2) Why wouldn't the ghost cross the road?He had no guts!
What do you call flowers on a piano?Tulips on an organ!:-)
You guys are awesome! Thanks for the smiles :)
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