Head, Shoulders, Knees & Toes

Today's post was delayed by an attack of (very) short people, over a hundred of them. They are so adorable, it's ridiculous. I played "Head, Shoulders, Knees & Toes" (the hit song in the 5-7 age bracket) so many times that I figure it counts as my aerobic exercise for the week.

In other news, I've been asked to join Out of the Blogosphere, so you'll be seeing some posts in the coming weeks about forthcoming paranormal books from lots of cool authors.

And last but not least, here's a smile for you. This came through on one of my email lists and I thought it was just perfect for the readers of this blog. Enjoy!

A couple goes on vacation to a fishing resort in northern Minnesota. The husband likes to fish at the crack of dawn. The wife likes to read.

One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and continues to read her book.

Along comes a game warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says,"Good morning Ma'am. What are you doing?"

"Reading a book," she replies, (thinking "isn't that obvious?")

"You're in a restricted fishing area," he informs her.

"I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing, I'm reading."

"Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up."

"If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault," says the woman.

"But I haven't even touched you," says the game warden.

"That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment."

MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads.