Monday, April 24, 2006

Fly Into A Prize [Edited]

* The prize winner is Cynthia E. Bagley.

The day job took over my life today – I’m exhausted. But, no compaints. It’s not bad as far as jobs go. I got to teach/play with/amuse almost a hundred kids who were delighted to see me. That’s got to be good for the confidence.

But I digress. The point of this post is to let you all know that posts will be erratic for the next week and a half as I’m heading to New Zealand soon as morning comes. It’s going to take me over twenty-four hours to make it there so no hope at all of an entry tomorrow.

However, I’ve thought up another game to keep this blog hopping while I’m napping thousands of feet over the Pacific Ocean. I want you to make up the worst book title you can think of and then write a one line blurb about it. I’ll pick a random winner from everyone who comments on this post by midnight 26th April blog time (Japan) = 8am 25th April PST. The Prize will be a copy of SECRETS IN THE MARRIAGE BED and something delicious from NZ.

Here’s my attempt: LUST AND LOBOTOMY – The tale of a surgeon who goes too far…and creates his perfect woman.

Okay, that’s pretty bad (and sick). I’m sure all you creative minds out there can do much better (worse?!) so go to it!

10 comments :

JLB said...

IF I HAVE TO BE MISERABLE, EVERYONE HAS TO BE MISERABLE

Wrap yourself in despair, loneliness, self-hatred, and utter malice with this soul-crushing descent into the depths of unhappiness!

(Note: Ever met someone like that? YIKES!!!!!! That's one of the worst stories I can think of!!!)

JLB said...

PS - Have a wonderful trip Nalini!

Cynthia E. Bagley said...

Have fun in New Zealand. I write to a poet.. she's on my blog as chiefbiscuit and is living in New Zealand.

I am a little jealous. LOL

Cynthia E. Bagley said...

Her blog is As it Happens. :-)

Cynthia E. Bagley said...

AS THE WORLD TURNS

An old-time soap-opera star learns that one special fan has been watching her programs for fifteen years.

Many "As The World Turns" soaps described in great detail for all those soap fans.

Cynthia E. Bagley said...

Wow.. and thank you for the link... I am going to have to look up step 5. LOL

Cynthia E. Bagley said...

oops I mean step 6. Something to do with moral character.. :-) oh boy, I am in trouble now

KimW said...

FLATTEN THOSE DOUBLE D'S

All her life Daisy was faced with men noticing and remembering her for the large melons that hung on her chest. Tired of the stares and the one-night stands, Daisy decides to have breast reduction surgery.

Find out if her friends will call her dumb Daisy when mistakes are made under the knife or if she will rejoice with a new name of bitsy B.

Sorry, couldn't keep it to one line. haha! Hope your enjoying your trip.

Nalini Singh said...

Lol, you all are too funny!

Cynthia E. Bagley said...

Thank you Nalini... clapping my hands and bowing at the same time... (trying not to fall down)